Wow, Fred. What’s it been? Two months and you’re already out of the Presidential race? Why would you even announce your candidacy in the first place?
Did anyone else think it was a little late for him to enter and no surprise that he has bowed out now?
Fred’s mistake was he entered the race way too late. He should have entered much, much sooner. I won’t make the same mistake. Which is why I am now announcing my intentions to run for President of the United States. In 2012. It’s never too early to enter, right?
If you’re looking for a candidate who is not a career politician, I’m the man for you.
If you are tired of people in the white house so much older than you who can’t understand the issues facing your life, vote for me (I’ll be 30 in 2012).
If you want a President committed to getting things done, destroying bureaucratic log jams and lowering taxes (of course), then I am the man for you.
I hope the rest of America feels the same way in 2012. See you at the polls!!